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  • http://magazine.gritfx.com Manz

    Entertaining post… I’d love to see you take it a step further and outline ideas for a blackout – no phone… nothing! Now what…? A few options on the list would stay… #15 & #19 would remain.

  • http://www.melodylealamb.com Melody Lamb

    Very funny, Jeff!! Loved it.

  • http://www.bwest.ca bWEST

    That – was pretty funny. Is #15 a euphemism for something…? True story: I was doing a “Facebook Marketing Workshop” at 1:00PST Thurs when Facebook went down. Timing is everything…

  • Marie-Helen Muhonen

    When FB was down i actually noticed it, and got alarmed.. then i rethought.. and did light some candles and did a fruitsalad. Then me and kids played games.. Like Monopoly Express.. We also put up one of these smaller tents inside. For daughter to sleep in, decorated it and made it cosy. One can also go out for a walk say Hello to neigbors.. Or go for a bike ride.. Or visit friends that are watching the blank computer screen and help them out.. Hugs of love to ya all

  • http://www.proexel.com Robert Rogers

    I just can’t bring myself to clean my desk. Ever. So I sat down and wrote a blog post. With a pen. And paper. (I know). After that I pondered the many ramifications of carpal tunnel syndrome and took a nap.

  • http://www.webtechuniverse.com Steve Austin

    Hi Jeff,
    Very funny article…. Loved it. Thanks for sharing….

  • http://www.essentialwholesale.com Kayla @EssentialU

    Facebook was down? Just kidding.

  • wini

    Great read jeff!

  • facebooklover

    i love facebook. but in ohio it was never down. lol, but this was very funny. loved the blog :)

  • http://daleod.com Dale O’Donnell

    Love your sense of humor, Jeff!

  • http://twitter.com/gear_shift Heather Le Grice

    Great stuff, always think tidying the desk should be further down the list. It’s a last resort if im procrastinating. Reading these blogs are high on the list. Cheers

  • Anonymous

    except… facebook is never down! hahahfodnaomfoa (evil laugh)

  • http://www.jumpstartmatrix.com Maggie Holley

    Allright Jeff… Now I know what to do when FB is down at that ungodly hour…
    I will call you and we can brainstorm our next round of Interviews!!
    No ‘awkward silences’ here.. LOL
    Or maybe we can Skype and have a visual competition on desk cleaning !?? ;-)

  • Brian Vickery

    Uh, do JUDO!! Actually, have coffee with wife, then go judo, then have wine with wife. Yep, that’ll work ;) Fun post, Jeff. Need to do a knockoff for when HootSuite goes down.

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  • Biiglunn N

    Facebook is down

  • Melonearth

    Funny…! Read a book…maybe sleep…and write a blog about it…! Learn how to use google+…tweet….sleep some more! fun post, thanks!